See no evil, hear no evil = there is a devil inside of me...... part 2

1) I use to hate wearing jeans, no real reason. i just wanted to be difficult on my parents during Xmas

2) I witnessed a guy coughing in the park yesterday, he sounded like the girl from exorcist.

3) I looked at my usage time for online call of duty 4 yesterday....8.3 days...seriously, i told you guys i don't negotiate with terrorist

4) when are "men without hats" coming out with a new album?

5) Rice is my "punishment food"

6) all my songs are in minor except one. and im happy.

7) i hate the word "jaded" cause not a single person knows how to use it properly...some might say i'm jaded on the word jaded

8) some day ill buy a bedazzler and take over the world.

9) Would "nirvana" have gone pop like simple plan if kurt was still alive?

10) funfact - i went to the gym and 2 of the guys from simpleplan where there, they made fun of avril lavigne and spotted each other on cable exercises...I giggled as i did man weights!

11) C.U.R.B.

12) swearwords dont have the same impact anymore. thanks alot Cyprus hill

13) my new song posting is almost ready.... hehe.

14) thursdays = $$$$ = freedom - bills = poverty

15) I paint to waste time... but i get impatient so i stop

16) I found i usb drive today...BEST DAY EVER!

17) I plug it in and it doesn't work... JON IS SAD

18) If i was a race car driver, i would want to be sponsored by ford... all the focus' i could ever want! For eternity...that or tide

19) I have been wearing plaid and building shelves all day... Jon Williams = a mans man

20) BLEEP

21) i wish humans talked in sonar... SO COOL... beeeeeeeepppp beeeeeeepppp

22) I have been told that i may have "sleep terror". That was the highlight of my day.

23) I was once told i have no ambition, and i wont amount to anything... WHO'S LAUGHING NOW!

24) I can honestly say i have never been as happy as i am right now. Who knew?

25) who has actually shaved a peach to eat it? 

26) If planet of the Apes was a true story, then i would be like King Kong, but average size

27) You almost had me?? you never had me, you never even had your car!!!

28) RAMBO 5...YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

29) to figure out how to save time by making long phrases acronyms is IMO a COMPLETE W.O.T.

30) Q. which came first, the egg or the chicken? A. the egg cause a lizard and  a platupus had sex and made a weird concocsion in the lizards body, then out came a chicken (AKA. a Lizopus)..

31) Same method as above for making koolaid 

32) Magic markers are NOT filled with pixie dust or fairy eyes so....WHAT MAKES THEM MAGICAL

33) I serious know harry potter...he's kinda a prick.

34) Anything thing with the word "ZIP" in it is amazing...IE. ZIPloc, ZIPties, winZIP, ZIPcodes, ZIPpers... my point is proven!

35) In some places in the world, Tree and Three mean the same thing...Right Annie?